Anju paisa thirudnaa thappaa ?!
This seemingly innocent question has flabbergasted the most renowned finance experts around the globe.
What started as an innocuous argument over a plate of substandard food, has now turned into a global pandemic, with experts racking their brains to come up with an answer to a question that beats even the Greek debt crisis.
Devarajan, attempting to crunch all those complex math stuff. And also thinking if he should start asking Badri five paisa five times each day to make up for his losses.
“Mathematics suggests the numbers are too strong to be ignored. Consider integrating the small 5 paisa component over a large domain , in this case 50 million people, and what you get is no ordinary number. And when you integrate it again over the limits 1 to 5, you get simply astounding figures”, Deva put forth his arguments, mistaking himself for one of the above mentioned finance experts, not to mention that he simply rehashed the movie dialog using vital knowledge he had gained during his year long stint at the IIM.
The question is being cited as the reason for Grigori Perelman, who solved the Poincare Conjecture – which we only know as some complex cool stuff in Mathematics, turning down the $1M prize he was awarded for his work towards maths. “If anyone should get the award, it should be that dude with the hood. Combining an ethical question with mathematics….Pindraampa pindraampa !! “, he stated in his email response, throwing us all off-guard with his knowledge on Vivek’s cool movie dialogs.
Union minister P.Chidambaram refused to comment on this issue of national importance, as he apparently was not the Finance Minister any more.
“Somehow the answer to this puzzle lies in the word kabeemkubaaam”, reasoned seasoned UPSC examinee Balaji. “Mythology prescribes that no crime goes unpunished, from which Newton derived his third law of motion. If Newton can derive something, why not Anniyan”, he continued, showing his compelling argument skills that make no sense whatsoever. When the above fact was pointed out, he only responded with ”B for Balaji”.
Badri, another veteran of UPSC exams, meanwhile was busy meddling with his new Facebook account. He soon plans to start a fan page, followed by expanding his presence into Twitter and Buzz. When asked about his new found interest in social media, he only responded thus :
We wish him a speedy recovery.
