Adhu pona maasam…

In a surprising turn of events,  Balaji today revealed his suspicions about he being a robot. “I think I could be a metal head”, stated Balaji in his email to the OPN team. ” When people called me Pandu 9.21, I thought they were referring to my GPA.  After Endhiran, it doesn’t sound like that anymore”, he surmised his fears.

With Balaji as "Sirippu" Terminator, Terminator 2 would have become a mass hit, complete with a comedy track

“We always knew something was wrong with that dude”, commented social observer Badri, whose prolonged isolation from society has given him dramatic insights into human behavior. “No wonder he had such a powerful memory but was always standing like a dead cow when hot chicks drooled over him. I wonder when he will become self-aware and launch missiles against Russia, thus becoming an Engounder Terminator”, he stated his thoughts succinctly.Not one to be held back, he quickly posted his comments on Russia and its policies in a column of geopolitical importance on Rediff titled “Lingerie colour tells what kind of lover you are!”.

General bublics was generally confused with this new revelation. “We always thought Devarajan was a robot”, observed one Mr. Dhivakar, who once bought a pirated copy of Thomas Friedman’s book and now believes the world is a flat and he should buy one of those, preferably in Ashok Nagar .

“How possible this is ? “, inquired Sangeetha, a confused soul whose sole profession is to seek answers for critical questions in life. Keeping with her line of thought, her thesis is tentatively titled “Moona thottadhu yaarungnov ?”. The title was cleared by her professor as he apparently mistook Yaarungnov to be an unknown Russian cosmonaut.

“Meheheheheheh”, was all Deva had to say for this column,  giving an Inception-like twist at the end. Rascal.